There’s bad luck, and then there’s tattooing “No Regerts” across your chest in Comic Sans. I don’t know what’s worse. The misspellings, the wonky portraits, or the sheer confidence some of these folks ...

I don’t have any tattoos yet. Not because I don’t want one, but because the second I start thinking about it, I spiral into decision fatigue and abandon the whole idea. Some people, however, are ...